I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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