I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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