Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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