oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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this will be a night to untag.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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