i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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