I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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