Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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