I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You made out with two different species that night
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
