At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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