Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
