Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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