Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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