You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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