they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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