Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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