your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards