my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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