she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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