your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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