he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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