Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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