she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
40s are totally the cure
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Holy shit dude........stairs
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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