people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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