I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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