Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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