no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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