Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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