Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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