You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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