I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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