I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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