love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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