You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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