I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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