his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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