The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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