He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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