Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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