Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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