You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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