the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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