You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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