I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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