The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How naked do you want me to be?
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