She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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