I wannas sexs uuuuu
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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