Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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