so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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