"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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