im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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