so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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