idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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