The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
a search helicopter?!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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