at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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