No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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