He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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