try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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