just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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